Gode fornærmelser

Mange bra fornærmelser her: Insults - they just don't make them as they used to, Reluctant Nomad, 26. sep. 2006:

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one."
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill.

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second...if there is one."
Winston Churchill, in response.